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The Letter A
Are you available? -More than you now. /: *sigh*
What is your age? -Survey saaaays... 18!!
What annoys you? -God-modding and people taking teh internetz seriously.
The Letter /B/
Do you live in a big house? - Psh... It's a two-story, but not fancy or very big.
When is your birthday? - January 13th
Who is your best friend? - April and Sammy
The Letter C
What's your favorite candy? - *nomnom* Mmm, Dainty Mints and Circus Peanuts!
Who's your crush? - /: Pfff... No one at the moment.
When was the last time you cried? - Hm... Wow, maybe over a week? That's pretty good, actually.
The Letter D
Do you daydream? - XD Hahaha, sometimes.
What's your favorite kind of dog? - Burnese Mountain Dog, Collies, and Welsh Corgis
What day of the week is it? - SUNDAE.
The Letter E
How do you like your eggs? - D: Bleh, eggs make me sick. *blarf*
Have you ever been in the emergency room? - Yup, quite a few times. For severe asthma attacks and migraines so intense I collapsed and lost consciousness. Fun times.
What's the easiest thing ever to do? - Blink, breathe, and type like a sensible human being
The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane? - Of course. XD
Do you use fly swatters? - Yeah, but it's been forever since I've used one.
Have you ever used a foghorn? - BRRRRRRRRRN. XD Hahaha, no. I've only heard one.
The Letter G
Do you chew gum? - Omnomnomnom, YUP.
Are you a giver or a taker? - Giver
Do you like gummy candies? - Mm, yes. :3
The Letter H
How are you? - A bit sleepy
What color is your hair? - Very blonde, thanks to a recent trip to the salon. The cut is shitty though. ( D:< Bitch can't cut to end her life. )
The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream? - Watermelon Sherbet ( SUCH a rare flavor. Found it like waaaay back in the summer of like.. '98 )
Have you ever ice skated? - YES, AND IT IS FUN. XD I never fall. ( Which is kinda freaky, since I'm not graceful or coordinated at all. )
Do you play an instrument? - Used to... /: Not anymore. *wants to try again*
The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand? - Jelleh Belleh - BUBBLEGUM
Do you wear jewelry? - Mandatory earrings in mah ears, CHEAPASS necklace.. s'about it.
The Letter K
Who do you want to kill? - Olivia Rodriguez. Even after ALL THESE YEARS, I STILL want that bitch dead. Brutally murdered death and then skullfucked afterwards, plz.
Do you want kids? - NO FUCKING WAY.
Where did you go for kindergarten? - Palm Tree Elementary
The Letter L
Are you laid back? - Most of the time, yeah.
Do you lie? - Rarely. I hate lying.. x__x; It just.. gah, it bugs me! ( People say to lie is easy but to tell the truth is hard.. D: Nothing could be farther for the truth for ME. )
The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie? - Bambi and Battle Royale ( HO HO, WHAT A MASH UP. )
Do you still watch Disney movies? - LOL see above
Do you like mangos? - OMFG BEST FRUIT EVAAAAAR. *fave*
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname? - Artemis, Arty, Chrysanthemus, Squishie, Skittles, Daisy, Gaiafag
What is your real name? - Mary
Whats your favorite number? - 7 and 42
Do you prefer night over day? - YES. I haaaaate the daylight. DX The only time I like the day is when it's suuuper overcast, like we're on the verge of heavy flood rains.
The Letter O
What's your one wish? - To be happy and have no regrets
Are you an only child? - /: *sigh* Yeah..
The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about? - Losing my mom ( technically grandma ) at any given moment... Or watching her die slowly while none of her children are present cause they're uncaring little fuckers who never realized what an AMAZING mother she is and just how much she sacrificed for them, while their father never gave two shits about them yet they kiss his ass cause he's got fucking money.
What are your pet peeves? - Children who take their parents and loved ones for granted, even going so far as to abuse them on a daily basis or just outright neglect them the love they deserve.
What's a personality trait you look for in people? - Honesty, a good heart
The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote? - "
I want young men and woman who are not alive today... to know and see that these new privilages and opportunities did not come without somebody suffering and sacrificing for them." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Are you quick to judge people? - On the road? Fuck yes.
The Letter R
Do you think you're always right? - No, not at all.. But I strive to find out what is.
Are you one to cry? - Yeah... But usually when I'm alone.
The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain? - RAAAAAAAIN
Do you like snow? - YES. >w< It's so pretty!!
What's your favorite season? - Winter ~<3
The Letter T
What time is it? - 3:37am
What time did you wake up? - Uhhm... 7:12pm ( had a nap )
When was the last time you slept in a tent? - XD Ahahaha, way back when I was like... 7 and had my Barbie tent that I set up in the living room. XDDDD
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear? - Mmyep!
Underwear or boxers? - Panties, whoo!
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie? - Hmm... Ginger? Technically it's a spice, huh?
Where do you want to go on vacation? - Sacramento and San Francisco, California.. Tacoma, Washington... Derry, Ireland.... Tokyo and Osaka, Japan... London, England
The Letter W
What's your worst habit? - Taking responsibility for everything and trying so hard to make everyone happy, even if it almost breaks me
Where do you live? - Palmdale, California
What's your worst fear? - Skip back up to Letter P and see for yourself.
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray? - Mmyep. It's been a while, though.
Have you seen the x-games? - AWW YEAH, SO BADASS. <3
Do you own a xylophone? - XD Ahahaha, I think I did at one point, but not anymore.
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow? - Bleh... /: Not really.. But at least it's better than brown or orange. *gag*
What's one thing you yearn for? - Love
The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign? - Capricorn
Do you believe in the zodiac? - At times it can be accurate. XD
Favorite zoo animal? - White tigers
Full Metal DORK
Gaia - Souzousei
Gaia - Saint Lucian
so i herd u liek sex
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Devious Comments
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
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My favorite thing in the world is art, it's basically my life.
Visit my galleries!
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RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!
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Send to 10 of your friends to show them how much luv u have for them. If u get this back it means u r luved 2x as much!!
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Um... since I commented on your stuff would you comment on mine? Pwease?
Thank you. ~Seta
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- That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. -
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Universal reason isn't always fair but it got good sence of humor.
=Vixen-sama's Fangirl!
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"You got your parents to go to Mortal Kombat?"
"Yeah."
"How did you manage that?"
"I dunno ... I think I said the phrase 'awesome' a lot."
~~ ~psionronin and *Shellnekoconeko
I've missed your superior cute art. It's great that you're back. 8D
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Owner of:
Team Metal - "Mess with the best, get scrapped like the rest."
Team Dynasty - "It's time we show the world that we rock!"
FUCK YES, LEGEND OF ZELDA, BABY. <3
Fucking EPIC: NESkimos
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
GOD, I HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMORR--FUCK, TODAY!! DX
AUGH.
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?
Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in
life. I received this letter from a friend on the
computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact
copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl
you wanna be with 3 times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the
next week and say it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between
you and that 1special person and say it to your self
12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these
wishes and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on
it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish
that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to
15 people, and what you wished for will come true
within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think
of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your
last chance. Now pay very close attention this
important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of
those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This
one has been going since 1864 and if you break this
chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up
till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush
on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this
mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just
thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she
would have sent the letter none of that would have
happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd.
Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All
the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent
it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush
on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending
the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to
ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to
yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get
ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson
was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a
quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he
was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend.
It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a
smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his
buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the
lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His
mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His
grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to,
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a
brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have
been going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd
rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like
Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant
have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special
somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life.....
forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will make out with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u
dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's
simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and
send away! but here's the catch..... you only have 1
hour
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Thats why I slipped out the back before you knew I was there
And I know the way I left wasn't fair
I didn't want to be around just to bring you down
I'm not a hero but don't think I didn't care
And my what a cute art style you have! Awww
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What if you had the chance to wish for anything? What would you do to get it?
Amaranthine Tea Kettle: An Original Character Contest
OPEN ADMISSION: *AmaranthineTeaKettle
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Mr. Berch was like the fucking KING of history. God I wish I could get a figurine of him with his tenchcoat and sword and have it sit on my desk to protect my computer. XDDD
( I'm surprisingly nerdy tonight. O___o; I wonder why. )
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
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HarHarHar
After that year, some bitch whined her head off and now his badass special effects and AWESOME activities/recreations got shut down or pussified. DX
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
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HarHarHar
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
O: SCHOOL SUCKS NOW. D: Dude, they took away all the chips and pizzas and sodas and candy!!! *woe*
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“You profane me with your lust!” Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. “You, however,” he said sexily to the blender, “Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope.”
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
Im Angela, nice to meet'cha
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